date: Sunday, January 21, 2007
A day well spent at home, BYE! =))
say CHEESE!!
Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. - The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. - Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" - The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.htmlpurple kept on coming inside mi,i dun seems to b able to let it go,mayb thats the ray of light,organ it shall be den.
iLOVEyou!
7:47 PM <3
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